Shut up and Hold Me
Aug. 3rd, 2018 01:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
satire_pleaseYou know how there are sex friends and fuck buddies? Why can’t we have hug friends and cuddle buddies?
No shhhhhhhhhh, I’m serious here.
Come on raise your hand if you’re touch starved like I am. Skin hunger like a freaking fish in a desert. Don’t tell me you don’t fantasize about that platonic sap.
Because you’re lying.
And the older I get…the more I long for it.
Just imagine, daydream with me about cuddling on the couch while one vents about their day. About randomly picking up your hand and playing your fingers because I’m bored. Or when you feel someone running their nails down your back, just absentmindedly scratching it during a show or movie. Or those long hugs that crack your ribs but you relax because they don’t let go and…it’s nice.
Gimme that good shit.
That intimacy without expectations for sex.
And you don’t have to worry about, “Oh do they like me?” or “Crap, do I have to kiss them or make a move now?” or “What if they try something but I’m not ready?”
It’s just you and them wrapped together in blankets as snug as a bug in a rug.
So vote for cuddle buddies today or call at XXX-HUG-ME-NOW
No shhhhhhhhhh, I’m serious here.
Come on raise your hand if you’re touch starved like I am. Skin hunger like a freaking fish in a desert. Don’t tell me you don’t fantasize about that platonic sap.
Because you’re lying.
And the older I get…the more I long for it.
Just imagine, daydream with me about cuddling on the couch while one vents about their day. About randomly picking up your hand and playing your fingers because I’m bored. Or when you feel someone running their nails down your back, just absentmindedly scratching it during a show or movie. Or those long hugs that crack your ribs but you relax because they don’t let go and…it’s nice.
Gimme that good shit.
That intimacy without expectations for sex.
And you don’t have to worry about, “Oh do they like me?” or “Crap, do I have to kiss them or make a move now?” or “What if they try something but I’m not ready?”
It’s just you and them wrapped together in blankets as snug as a bug in a rug.
So vote for cuddle buddies today or call at XXX-HUG-ME-NOW
